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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'm 103 but look 60 years younger.  Everyone says so.  I take great care of myself, eat well and exercise, so I probably look better than you spring chickens.  I partied like a rock star until I was 55, then felt grown up enough to spend 15 years earning a Masters degree.  (I once knew a girl who did that when she was 22-24, but since she had children shortly afterward, I'm sure she ended up in a trailer park.)  I went on to have a great career and traveled all over the world.  There's no way I was mature enough to be a parent any earlier, and if I couldn't have done it, then no one else could possibly have, either.  I wouldn't change a thing.  After all, Boomers never have any regrets.  There are too many of us to serve as yes men for each other.  Even my pregnancies (when I was 95 and 98) were easy.  I never felt sick a single day since I had hardly any hormones left.  Don't you know that the laws of the natural world no longer apply for my generation?  95 is the new 34. [/quote]

Best one yet.[/quote]

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