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[quote=Anonymous]I'm thinking of starting my own academy right here in good old DC. I'm going to call it the Lynrd Skynrd School of BackCountry Manners and Social Hygiene. We're going to learn how to hambone and play grab ass with our cousins. Music? It's full tilt feet to the floor Southern Boogie 24/7. Molly Hatchet, Marshall Tucker, The Outlaws, and so much Waylon and Willie that your ass will get silly. Manners. Ah shucks! We're going to have plenty of guest speakers like the pride of Hattiesburg, Miss. Brett Favre. He's going to teach a master class on how to get yourself some cheerleader poon and how to present your perch to the opposite sex. So grab a six and meet me on the Highway to Hell and tell them Bocephus sent you. [/quote]
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