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[quote=Anonymous]Richard Lawson writes that he hasn't been keeping up with the show. " And frankly, Frankely, I probably won’t start watching again until Countess Luann de Lesseps releases Shitty Lady, her line of pre-mixed schnapps cocktails. Once Luann starts doing that—hawking her wares in supermarket parking lots and in low-budget commercials (“You ever miss that sweet, stingin’ taste of sippin’ on hooch under the bleachers before gettin’ felt up by a sixth-year senior? Me too, which is why I invented Shitty Lady, for when you’re a lady who wants to get good and shitty”)—I will happily tune back in. But then and only then."[/quote]
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