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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]another old mom here, don't you just hate those you moms out there? Showing it all of and stuff, and *gasp* they wanna talk to me, how dare they? I am trying to spent my daily 15 mins of quality time with DC on the playground, leave me alone! It's MY playground. MINE! Go away! [/quote] I need some kotex pads, extra long. No, wait... sorry. Depends. I need Depends. I am so old, why, oh, why did I birth a child through my ancient uterus and aging vaginal canal. Oy Vey, now that old girl is stretched for life. My old uterus and sad little eggs. Well, now I need to go stuff my Depends down my pants. No, wait.... I need to step into them, like a pantie. This is good! I can potty train junior with pull ups, while demonstrating with my Depends! And you thought older moms shouldnt be having kids! Poo on you! Ha ha. [/quote]
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