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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Well, battlefield won’t be back since their 2 best players are leaving. [/quote]

Early line is Battlefield still wins the NVYLL 7/8A district w/o their two best players, but they have to claw their way through the losers side of the tourney bracket to do so. Their 7/8 opponents try to adopt the “Battlefield” stance by stating they really had the better players and should be awarded the win but the NVYLL commissioner isn’t buying. A win is a win. And IFs and BUTs are for crying two year olds and sore losers.

Battlefield makes the state final again because the rest of the region is as balanced as a two-legged tripod and made up of the NVYLL 7/8B and C teams. The competition will have Battlefield parents overconfident for the big championship weekend. And they will continue to distract others by telling them to “look over here, not there” as they mask their weak a%# schedule. It helps with their insecurities, so just roll with it.

Battlefield will once again lose the only game that matters, earning them the title of the Buffalo Bills of lacrosse. The Battlefield parents will again not accept this loss and will petition the VHSL to change the rules to state if you click your heels twice and say BUT IF a thousand times a loss turns into a win. The VHSL tells Battlefield they will take this under consideration and Battlefield rests better for the evening.

Battlefield wakes up the next morning to the news they are still the loser. The whining of we were really better eventually fades, we hope, as they prepare for another dance of the state runner-up bumble bee.

Did I mention, congratulations Oakton. That wasn’t hard.[/quote]

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