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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Guyssss…so…I have the BEST deal for you!  Do you ever, like, want to ‘do the thing’ in your nighttime routine but not, like, ‘do the thing’?  Who has time for that?  We are busy humans!  No one has time for spending, what, an hour before a mirror when all you want to do is snuggle up in your bed with the latest Glennon manifesto.  So…my friends at FaceFactorSheen have this new system.  Yes, it’s a sysss-tem.  For only $49.99 a month they will ship you everything you need.  Every.  Thing.  It’s all there.  Organically and locally sourced and fair trade approved.  The ointments are hand mashed by indigenous single mothers.  I saw them smash that stuff in one of my sponsored trips.  These gals are KILLING IT with their huge stone grinder thingies.   Join us!  Be sure to use the promo code “JenSaves” for The Best Deal!”[/quote]

You my dear have a gift the humor writing. That’s some serious funny right there. [/quote]

Extremely funny. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this is a for real transcript from one of her posts.

I can just imagine her over on one of those trips, where she magically uncovered this magical ointment…

“These poor single mothers are taking care of business.  It’s amazingly inspiring and I burst into tears—-[‘HEY, watch my $2000 purse with that magical berry juice you’re smashing sweetheart!’];  where was I?  Oh yes, I cry - no really, I sob, just watching th…. [‘I said WATCH it!  These are my specially torn blue jeans made for super hot college co-eds who go to UT (Hook ‘em yall!)], them as they support their family and pull themselves from the depths of poverty. [‘God, I need some A/C and a shower! It’s F’n hot over here”. Jenny! Shonna! Can you find me an Egyptian towel that you KNOW I love to go with my shower?’]”[/quote]

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