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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Guyssss…so…I have the BEST deal for you! Do you ever, like, want to ‘do the thing’ in your nighttime routine but not, like, ‘do the thing’? Who has time for that? We are busy humans! No one has time for spending, what, an hour before a mirror when all you want to do is snuggle up in your bed with the latest Glennon manifesto. So…my friends at FaceFactorSheen have this new system. Yes, it’s a sysss-tem. For only $49.99 a month they will ship you everything you need. Every. Thing. It’s all there. Organically and locally sourced and fair trade approved. The ointments are hand mashed by indigenous single mothers. I saw them smash that stuff in one of my sponsored trips. These gals are KILLING IT with their huge stone grinder thingies. Join us! Be sure to use the promo code “JenSaves” for The Best Deal!”[/quote] You my dear have a gift the humor writing. That’s some serious funny right there. [/quote]
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