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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]PP again. I read a recap  on realitytea that posted the translation of Luann's dinner with Beth.

[i]Bethenny is late because she’s been bleeding gallons of blood from her hooha, but Luann – never letting B get a word in edgewise as if B used up her entire Luann Word Allowance in The Berkshires – is all Isn’t that the pits! Menopause, huh?! Sonja knows a great doctor to tighten that right up, but listen I’ve met this man who is divine. I truly don’t care who he’s giving bracelets to, so long as they’re Countess Collection bracelets, because some people can be friends with their exes – unlike YOU, but honestly you can’t be friends with anyone except Carole. Which HAHAHAHA! I mean truly? Really? If you’re that desperate for sleep, take an Ambien! Anyway, back to me, I’m getting married, so of course Ramona is trying to dump her pinot on my parade – or maybe it’s Tipsy Girl? Did you hear Tom is rich? So rich! Well, I must dash to the Carlyle to be ensconced in rich people second-chance love like a Hallmark movie. I suppose I could wait until you finish your  wine. Oh, and by the way, I’d love to come to Mexico. Text me the info and do let Carole know it’s time to move on, and that I’m am truly sorry she’s stuck eating mungbeans with a manbun while sitting at a Goodwill coffee table, meanwhile I’m enjoying REAL meat in luxe accommodations with a REAL man. And no, I don’t care abut Tom’s past, because c’est la vie! How’s that new man you’ve got – divorced yet?! Anyway, I probably owe Carole a thank you, actually – I am so GLAD she snatched Adam away from my niece and spared her. Oh, must dash. I’m late for being loved supremely! Would you be a darling and grab the check?! See you in Mexico – hopefully you’ll bring your Diva Cup! Adios!
Read more at http://www.realitytea.com/2016/06/16/real-housewives-new-york-recap-temporary-insanity/#BJ1Q72Dkpz9CtD00.99[/i]

DIES. So funny after last week horrible episode.[/quote]

I have been outed at work because I am CRYING. LAUGHING.[/quote]

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