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[quote=Anonymous]From Reddit- though this might be appreciated... more by at link

This is exactly what it sounds like. A little lie so his mum didn't know he was having some fine bunga-bunga with Rio's finest ladies of the evening, but, mums being mums...
RYAN: "Oh, yeah, it's just that I, um, lost my wallet..."
RYAN'S MOTHER: "WHAT? How could you lose your wallet!? I told you to pin it to your pants! You're always losing things! I told-"
fifteen minutes later
RYAN'S MOTHER (cont.): "-and that's why I told you to always wear those lovely cargo shorts I got you when you go out! This never would've happened if you didn't go-"
RYAN: "Mom-"
RYAN'S MOTHER: "-because you shouldn't be going there what with that Ezekiel virus going round and what if you get bitten and did you ever think about my grandchildren and what they virus can do to your sperm-"
RYAN: "Mom-!"
RYAN'S MOTHER: "-and that nice Phelps boy was going to win all the medals anyway-"
RYAN: "MOM! Look, I didn't want to alarm you, but I, uh, got robbed! Yeah, there was a, um, guy, and he, like, um, took my wallet-"
RYAN'S MOTHER: "OH MY GOD, HAVE YOU CALLED THE POLICE?"
RYAN: "No, look, it's not that big a deal, they only took my cash, I've still got all my important stuff and I cancelled my cards-"
RYAN'S MOTHER: "I'm calling the police!"
RYAN: "Wait, no!"
RYAN'S MOTHER: pulls out phone and dials

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/4y9ywv/as_ryan_lochtes_story_continues_to_fall_apart/[/quote]

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