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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Gorsuch[/quote]

She wanted to marry an NHL player. She met a nice guy in business school (working feels like a distant fever dream now -- the aughts, amirite?) and he plays in a weekly pick-up league. There's more beer-drinking than goal-scoring, but it's good exercise. She sees some of the NHL wives in Arlington now and again, and follows them on Insta - when did all of these pro athletes get so young?!?!

While he's out of the house, she can do some of those embarrassing beauty routines (WHERE did that gray chin hair come from?! She's 37!) that she will take to her grave.

She doesn't have the dream house in Aspen she's pined (and Pinned!) for, but she's grown to love their rustic (her unkind NYC SIL will call it "primitive") Vermont getaway. [/quote]

Please tell me you are either

1) the cranky pants poster, or

2) the poster who wrote this on the Post Your DC's Names thread:

You are a Kennedy. You know your way around a rosary and a good gin gimlet. You are comfortable using the argot of sailing and dressage in conversation without sounding pretentious (because it is natural for you). You know what "argot" means and how to pronounce it, even if sometimes you slur it a bit due to affinity for aforementioned gimlets. You and your always-washed children smell faintly of expensive lotion. You often wear linen, because you're not the one to wash and iron your clothes. I may have gone to college with you. I probably even liked you and you me, because you are well-mannered but not stuffy (which I find refreshing) and I am the second generation of a redneck family to go to a fancy undergraduate institution (which you find curious).

If yes, it will make my (really horrible, so far) night.

(The Kennedy post is my all-time single favorite paragraph on DCUM in the last 14+ years.[/quote]

What is “Post Your DC’s Names” thread?[/quote]

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