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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]The question should really be- when you schedule sex- how do you remember- put in on the calendar with a red marker, set a reminder on your smart phone calendar, send an auyo-post card note?[/quote]

So we don't forget I had a neon sign created that says "SEX TONIGHT, BABY" and had it put over our bed on a timer. So on the appropriate time the sign lights up. If we DON'T have sex it starts to blink. If we go 12 hours without sex, it starts to blink faster, and starts to emit a little buzz. Eventually it gets really annoying so we have sex and it goes back to it's happy, restful state.[/quote]

That is old school. Here is the cyborg version. There is an implanted frequency sampling chip in the sleep number bed that goes off if the bed does not sense action every 4 days. then it emits annoyong moaning sounds until the occupants copulate. [/quote] And THAT is why I won't buy a sleep number bed! I'm old school, all the way.[/quote]

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