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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I am secretly engaged to a great (terrible) guy.  For the most part our relationship is really strong (hateful) and fun (crazy.) Like all couples we have our problems-mandatory weigh-ins, scratching each other about which tv show to watch, communication/possible wife in other city issues-you know, the usual. His family's a bit much (SIL literally bit me once) but we're working on it.

My question is this-SIL's son is really spirited (juvie)-do I have to have him as a ring bearer at the wedding? TIA! [/quote]

Congratulations, PP! You have found a real gem, by DCUM standards. I have no doubt that you have a happy future ahead of you.

Without knowing his age, medical history or any other information, I'm here to tell you that your SIL-to-be's son has ADD, ADHD, shingles, rickets and scabies. He needs to be treated for all of those with heavy medication and military service. Once he has completed all of the above, he can be invited to watch the wedding on a closed-circuit TV in the cry room of a separate-but-nearby church. He then should be kept in a cryogenic tank until Thanksgiving five years from now. Congrats on successfully blending your families!!![/quote]

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