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[quote=Anonymous]Been there. I was about 15 minutes into a run when the gurgling started and I knew immediately that there would be no making it back to my house in time. It was broad daylight and I was wearing a neon pink shirt so there was no way I'd be able to sneak my behind a neighbor's bush to defile the shrubbery. Ended up walking like a jackass (a delightful combo of tight-assed prancing and power walking I'm sure) to minimize the sharting on the return trip, while praying my black capris would conceal the damage. Utter shit show. It happens to the best of us. [/quote]
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