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[quote=MikeL][quote=Anonymous]In order to win the republican nomination, a candidate need to represent the views of its many constituencies:

Racists/Misogynysts/Homophobes/Xenophobes/Isolationists/Libertarians/Teabaggers

Crime Hardasses Only for the Poor and Minorities

Evangelicals/Pro-Life Doctor Murderers/Abstinance Promulgators/Vaginal Probers/Fundamentalist Science Deniers

Plutocrats/Corporate Welfare Queens/Free Market Advocates/Polluters

Fiscal Hawks/Tax Cutters/Small Government Advocates

Warmongers/Mass Murderers/Gun Huggers

Did I miss any?[/quote]
How about these:
- militia men - racists - xenophobes – birthers - klan members
- Confederate reenacters - middle school dropouts - rednecks
- draft dodging war mongers - seniors on 'social' security who hate 'social'ism
- lovers of unfettered capitalism on food stamps - closeted homophobes
- morons - Sean Hanninazis - gun clutchers - white seperatists - goldbugs
- paranoid homeschoolers - Limbaugh dittoheads - minute men
- tongues chanting snake handlers - bible bangers who like to watch lesbian bondage
- flat earthers - ruby ridge secessionists - greedy pricks - Sarah's theocratic Paliban
- bored retirees who long for the days of white only water fountains
- global warming deniers – survivalists - faux news $h!t kickers - neofascists
- Ayn Randians born on 3rd base who think they hit a triple - creationists
- wingnut yokels – reactionaries - neocon chickenhawks - GlennBeck bots
- John Birchers - red baiters
- and illiterate goobers who think Jesus rode on the back of a triceratops 
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