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[quote=Anonymous]A woman dies and goes to heaven, and St. Peter takes her on a tour. They pass a pit where people were gnashing their teeth and wailing, and the woman asks, “Who’s down there?” St. Peter says, “Oh, those are the Catholics who ate meat on Fridays.” They walk a little farther and there’s another pit with more groaning and wailing, and she says, “Okay, who’s down there?” St. Peter answers, “Those are the Baptists who went to dances.” A little farther along, there’s another pit filled with people gnashing their teeth and crying and ripping their garments. The woman asks, “And those people?” St. Peter replies, “Those are the Episcopalians who ate their salads with their fish forks.”[/quote]
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