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[quote=Anonymous]Cheese Lady sez: Drastic actions by DH's call for drastic measures. I say: one weekend morning, leave the front door swinging wide open, and hide something obvious and beloved by DH (XBox? laptop? whatever) in the garage. Have him shuffle in, and slowly ask, "Say, who left the door open?" Suggest that a breaking and entering happened. Ask if anything's missing. Have him pitch a fit after noticing game console gone with wires loose. Tell him he must have left the front door unlocked. Watch and carefully gauge reaction level before confessing truth. Tell him he should be happy it was you, because next time it won't be. One of two results will occur: 1) He will get the hint, and to prevent you from pulling another stunt like that, will start to lock door. 2) He will get really angry at you for your prank, and now you have a husband who not only will leave the door unlocked, but hates you. Only *you* know how your husband will react. It's hard to train husbands, it takes years, don't it?[/quote]
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