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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Ok, so the water sprays out from the bidet onto your bottom, then drains back into the bidet?

How do you make sure none of those poop germs splash back onto the sprayer, and then how do you know someone else's poop germs aren't getting sprayed onto your bottom or anyone else's?

And then you wash your feet in the thing?

How do you keep the dang thing santary?

I feel like I should be overcome with grossed out giggles.  Please explain further.[/quote]

sorry, apparently I need to address the basics  :D atfer you poop, you first clean your butt with toilet paper, as usual, so I assume when you are done with that your butt should be pretty clean, I hope. at this point you use the bidet (and the bidet is not an unnecessary step, believe me, the sensation of leaving the bathroom with a squeaky clean butt is so satisfying that cannot be described). also, the bidet does not spray water on your butt (at least the bidets I had never did it). the bidet has a faucet-like thing where water comes out, so the water comes out eactly as it comes out from the faucet of the sink . when you wash your face in the morning, I do not think the faucet sprays water rigth in your face - I guess you bring the water to your face with your hands. same with the bidet. how you keep it sanitary? you clean it, as you clean your sink and your bathtub. you take showers in your buthtub (washing your butt also, I assume) and I guess you also take baths in it, and still manage to keep it sanitary. same with the bidet. do not confused the bidet with the toilet (the combo bidet/toilet is atrocious, gross  and I would never use one). you never ever poop or pee in a bidet, and the only parts of your body that touch the bidet are your legs when you seat on it, not your butt. the used water flushes down the drain, llike the used water of your shower or bath goes down the drain of your bathtub. I do not think you think your tub is gross. I think you should really think of the bidet as a small bathtub, used to take partial showers (just washing butt and feet, instead of the entire body). really, believe me, it is not gross.[b] actually, for people from bidet-using countries it is gross to think that people go through life without a bidet
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just one addendum: I googled how to use a bidet and came accross several web sites, including this little animated video http://www.howcast.com/videos/351816-How-to-Use-a-Bidet. now I see why some people can find it gross. the bidet has a spray like a water fountain directly hitting the butt. I am from Italy and never saw a bidet like this, I definitely would not like it and find it unconfortable to use and not sanitary. in Italy bidet are like this, with just a drain inside the bidet and a a higher faucet: http://sanitari.internicasa.it/p-39694-fusion-hatria-wc_bidet-.html. you use them as I explained above. hope this helps[/quote]

This is so true. Case in point:

Aurelio De Laurentiis (cousin of the food network hottie Giada De Laurnetiis) is the owner of an Italian soccer team (Napoli). He was irate about his players being wanted by English soccer clubs so he told a journalist:

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

:lol: [/quote]

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