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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Sled Dog - Temperamental yet lovable baritone opera singer.

Howl is truly wolf-like. Insanely jealous of bass voices - will actually pick physical fights. Great admirer of ladies. Finds kids adorable (but liable to bowl them over).

Parrotlet - Queen Warrior of Death, Destroyer of Worlds

Tiny bird, much evil. Can draw blood with her hooked bill and sharp talons. A stack of important papers left on the table is just grist to her mill. On a whim, throws tantrums that ring in your ears long after they've ended. Stunning beauty, strictly external.

Gerbil brothers - the long distance runner (wheel category) and the architect (cardboard and paper).

The long distance runner is relaxed and amiable, and lives to run. He likes scritches in his neck and shoulder blades. The architect is a nervous wreck and processes all the paper and cardboard we can give him to relieve his feelings. He re-arranges the layout of his habitat daily, no doubt for Feng-shui, gerbil fashion. You give him the inner roll of toilet paper, turn around for one sec... and it's shredded.[/quote]

That sounds like an exciting menagerie you have! I wish I had more pets.[/quote]

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