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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I have seen less unhappy  single people and more unhappily married people.

I am a very happily married woman who was against marriage and went through life with firm belief that a marriage for me was not gong to happen. [/quote]

Jerry Seinfeld : I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date.

Elaine Benes : I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.

Jerry Seinfeld : You're going by sound? What are we, whales?

Elaine Benes : I think I can tell.

Jerry Seinfeld : Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?

Elaine Benes : 25 percent.

Jerry Seinfeld : 25 percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a 20 to 1 shot.

Elaine Benes : You're way off.

Jerry Seinfeld : Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.

Elaine Benes : So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?

Jerry Seinfeld : UNDATEABLE!

Elaine Benes: Then how are all these people getting together?

Jerry Seinfeld: Alcohol.

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