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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Yesterday at the gym I saw a woman who was in the middle of getting dressed--jeans already on--blow drying her hair topless.  Seriously, why wouldn't you just finished getting dressed? Nobody wants to see your old saggy boobs.[/quote]

Gimme a break.  I get so sweaty when I blow dry my hair that I am often topless.  Why should I get all sweaty blow-drying my hair?  Would you rather see my boobies or my pit stains??

Don't worry...your boobies will be saggy too.  Then you won't be able to escape seeing them!![/quote]

+ 1. I get sweaty blow drying also and my hair is long enough to get the back of my shirt wet while I blowdry. I enjoy my saggies all nice and toasty![/quote]

+1.  I have exactly 15 mins between hopping off spin bike and running out to my car in order to get to work on time.  I strip by the lockers and walk the 5 feet to my shower of choice.  I shower, dry off, wrap towel around my waist, and walk the 5 feet back.  Put on underwear (OMG SOMETIMES IT'S A THONG), bra, and pants.  Dry hair, apply makeup.  Put on shirt, jacket, etc.  Grab everything and run.  I DO NOT have time to protect other's delicate sensibilities by getting my clothes all sweaty while blow drying.  I'm not trying to show off (not much to show off postpartum as it is), just trying to be time efficient.
See, I think it's weirder to be one of those people who change in the sauna.  Really, that's not what it's for...!
And I would rather see (knowingly displayed) saggy boobs, than the "glimpsed through your see-through bike shorts" accidental buttcrack I was seated behind in spin this AM. Yikes!  :shock: At least they were relatively fit  [/quote]

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