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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'm going to out myself as a DCUM user because I always post this on my FB when presented with ideas like this. But I cannot resist.

OP, are you wearing these, by chance?:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10310/saturday-night-live-bad-idea-jeans

Seriously this might be the worst idea I've heard of in a long time. PP had the right idea. Seriously, hand wash the dishes and leave something revolting, like avocado on it. Do this for days. Also, switch to 7th generation natural dishwashing soap. (Seriously, that stuff is so bad, we tried it in order to go green and it looked like our dishes were covered in cat vomit). Set the plates in front of him and say "oh dear, this is dirty. The dishwasher is not getting the dishes very clean lately." And then just up the ante constantly. Bits of pork chop, you name it, should be stuck to those plates. Consider making oatmeal, just because that can stick to everything. And make sure you give him a nice tall glass of water with chunks of something weird floating in it.

I'm laughing so hard at my ideas that I'm waking my husband up. BTW, yes, you are totally stuck in the 50's but I'll enable you if you need it. :)[/quote]

HAHA[/quote]

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