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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]wtf?[/quote]

+100 
people are weird.

I will say that my DH told me his mother used to make him have a BM every morning. Talk about traumatizing!

I go every morning like clockwork.  I drink two cups of coffee and I'm practically running to the bathroom. It's a nice perfect poop![/quote]

My mother has some sort of weird ass-fetish.  [b]Every night after dinner my dad would take the newspaper into the bathroom and hang out there for an hour. [/b]My mother would force us to go knock on the bathroom door to ask my dad "if he was okay".  WTF? He's a grown man! How is a 7 yr old girl going to help him shit?  Every single time I spent more than 30 seconds in the bathroom my mother would yell "Lauren, are you okay?" as if one day I'd answer "No, I've fallen in and am stuck" and she'd be like "I've been training for this!"  Every time any of us would come out of the bathroom she'd ask if we "had bowel movement" and "how was it?"  When I was in high school at some point I just told her "I refuse to talk to you about my shit" and got grounded for saying that.  But I kept refusing and eventually she'd just keep asking if I was okay.

Also, we have a surprising number of family pictures that my mother took of people's asses.  I was on the attic staircase and she called my name? Took a picture of my ass. My dad and brother were washing cars and she took a picture of them when they were leaning over washing the tire rims.  I could keep going.[/quote]

:lol:  :lol: My dad and your dad must be related!! Your post is hilarious! My family just asked me what's so funny and is now more concerned than ever about the amount of time I spend on DCUM!  :lol:  :lol: [/quote]

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