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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'm a guy who can count on one hand the number of times I have farted anywhere near my wife. I think it's rude as hell and let's just be honest, it's gross. "But but but it's NATURAL!" Okay I guess I should just poop on the bed then. I have always found people who fart in a classroom, a meeting, etc. to be extremely inconsiderate people. It should not be hard to hold a fart for an hour at least, and if it is then you need to stop eating a 24/7 diet of fast food and/or see your nearest health practitioner.

There are lots of stuff about people that are natural - getting oily hair, morning breath smell, clogged nostrils, gas. I'm not going to wake up in the morning and sit on my wife's lap while huffing and puffing bad breath into her face, simultaneously rubbing her hand over my greasy head while I blow my nose onto her shirt and fart everywhere. Apparently for some people that's just how they live their life.[/quote]

Why do you people exaggerate so much - those of us comfortable with bodily functions in front of our spouse don't purposefully do it or aim to do it - but we aren't embarrassed or ashamed if a fart does slip out, or with telling our spouse if we feel gassy. I'm not going to poop with the door open while having a conversation with my DH, but I'm not going to hide the fact that I just pooped either, which some women try to do with their spouse - THAT I think is what OP is getting at, which is just weird. What if you get a health condition later in life and need your spouse's help with bodily functions? Better to already be 100% comfortable with your life partner. [/quote]

What do you mean "YOU PEOPLE?" But seriously, what do you mean? Because in my opinion, after reading the nth thread on this topic, there are just as many "exaggerators" on the [b]pro-fart side.[/b] I don't know if it was this thread or another one started with the past few days where someone was saying she and her husband were having farting competitions. Another poster said her husband comes around and farts on her on purpose and she finds it hilarious. Just, honestly, if you're going to do that you might as well just take a dump on the kitchen floor from my perspective. I'm not living in that household either way.

That does NOT mean you have to feel humiliated if you accidentally fart around the other person. That's not what I said. An accident is an accident. But if you're not at least trying to maintain some semblance of politeness and consideration, then it's just rude and gross.[/quote]

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