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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'm a guy who can count on one hand the number of times I have farted anywhere near my wife. I think it's rude as hell and let's just be honest, it's gross. "But but but it's NATURAL!" Okay I guess I should just poop on the bed then. I have always found people who fart in a classroom, a meeting, etc. to be extremely inconsiderate people. It should not be hard to hold a fart for an hour at least, and if it is then you need to stop eating a 24/7 diet of fast food and/or see your nearest health practitioner.

There are lots of stuff about people that are natural - getting oily hair, morning breath smell, clogged nostrils, gas. I'm not going to wake up in the morning and sit on my wife's lap while huffing and puffing bad breath into her face, simultaneously rubbing her hand over my greasy head while I blow my nose onto her shirt and fart everywhere. Apparently for some people that's just how they live their life.[/quote]

Why do you people exaggerate so much - those of us comfortable with bodily functions in front of our spouse don't purposefully do it or aim to do it - but we aren't embarrassed or ashamed if a fart does slip out, or with telling our spouse if we feel gassy. I'm not going to poop with the door open while having a conversation with my DH, but I'm not going to hide the fact that I just pooped either, which some women try to do with their spouse - THAT I think is what OP is getting at, which is just weird. What if you get a health condition later in life and need your spouse's help with bodily functions? Better to already be 100% comfortable with your life partner. [/quote]

OP here. Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

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DP, but probably one you're talking about. When I go upstairs and the whole bedroom smells like A I think to myself, 'yuck' and that is my thought of my husband right then. About poop, about him pooping, about the smell of the poop. Am I feeling simultaneously amorous? No not really. I don't really want my husband to know about me pooping. I don't want him thinking about me and thinking poop related thoughts. I want him to think of me as soft and clean and good smelling. Because that's how I like to think of him!

He knows I poop! He will happily go out and buy me tampons and other feminine hygeine products. If I have a yeast infection I'm always up front about it. I don't hide natural things. But in the day to day I like to be thought of as physically appealing, and I don't find farts physically appealing. He thinks this is a funny little quirk of mine and makes jokes to the kids about how mommy magically has no toots.

IMO there are weird extremists on both sides (you're speaking my language guy who says this is like pooping on the bed!). People who seem to relish in grossing one another out and who have explosive bowel movements together and then women who, Mrs. Maisel style, wake up an hour before their husbands to put on a full face. Both of them are crazy. But most people are just in the middle, we know we do these things, but we're happy to just take care of it on our own.[/quote]

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