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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote]
I find it incredibly strange that you'd call up the Sheriff's Office and tell them you hit a deer.[/quote]

People hit deer all the time.  No one calls the f***ing police (although you will be going to a body shop in the next couple days.)

He knew what he did. He hit the guy and kept going. Gets home, starts gurgling mouthwash, and decides to put a time-stamped plausible-deniability marker down by calling the Sheriff's Office and, in his best heartland, good-citizen voice reports "Why sheriff, I do believe I hit a deer out yonder on Highway 12. It was real dark, y'see, so I cain be too sure, but I reckon it was a deer I hit and I thought I might oughta report it."

Translation:  sleazy Republican liar, boozed up behind the wheel and hit and killed guy. Trying to bullshit his way out of it.  MAGA-nation in action![/quote]

Good grief. Your imagination is really working overtime, isn’t it. [b]This is complete fiction[/b][/quote]

Nothing gets by you![/quote]

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