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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I did some really silly things.  The silly stuff seemed to entertain me and my friends.  Of course, we thought we were hilarious.

We had a Pizza Hut on campus and one night when we were wasted my best friend and I stole the delivery golf cart and took it for a ride.  We got in some big trouble with campus police.

Walking home one night from a bar, I mixed up the words on the Wendy's sign to say something sexual.  I can't remember what it was now.  I also lifted all the windshield wipers on cars at a car dealership.

One night, I got my elbow stuck in the rings of a chair while sitting around playing drinking games.  We greased it and tried to get it out, but ended up having to saw the chair.  It hurt like hell.

Another night, in a drunken stupor, one of my friends flushed a plastic water bottle down the toilet in our off-campus apartment.  The next day, the plumber came to fix it.  He was not happy because he was missing Nascar.  (This was down South).  He ended up having to "blast the sucker" and we had to get a new toilet (pronounced to-let).  We went for 2 days without one.  My roommate and I would travel with toilet paper, air freshner, soap, etc. to our friend's apartments to use the facilities.  However, I had an emergency and had to poop in a plastic bag.  I put it in a Banana Republic bag and walked it to the dumpster.  I had a huge crush on a baseball player who lived across the way.  He saw me walking to the dumpster and asked me what I was up to.  I said, "Oh, nothing.  Just throwing out some shit."  It took me YEARS to admit that to my friends.

I never did any crazy sexual stuff.  I am still a major prude to this day.

I wish I could go back for just one day...[/quote]

New poster. Love this and Tulane poster too. I have to think about my nutty college days and condense them - you both remind me of some of my experiences at college in NY.
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