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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My FIL sports a speedo on lake/beach/pool vacations. It’s....tight. And he won’t change for meals because he’s “just going right back in.” [/quote]

Ugh, not my inlaws but you just unleashed a gross memory... we stayed with a few other friends/couples in a cabin in Tahoe for week and I wouldn't have guessed I'd have to deal with this on a ski trip but the place had a hot tub... this one guy- I just would not have guessed he wore a speedo. He appeared to be "all balls" or maybe it was a massive bush. So DH and I were still chortling about that when we went to change into our suits and when we came back out, one of the other husbands was also in a speedo and he was all 'big hot dog'. They are all proceeding to have a conversation, casually in the suits while we grabbed drinks. None of the other wives/husbands appeared to notice so I quickly said 'oops can you retie this' (bikini top) and we went back up to our room and DIED LAUGHING like idiots holding pillows over our faces for seriously 20 minutes before we could calm down. Tears were streaming. These guys are still good friends of ours but ever after that we refer to them as good ol' 'Dick N Ballz' and one day I'm sure we will slip up and say it in front of them.

Annoying: Stepmother dropping rank farts, waving them around, calling attention to it and blaming my children. I was getting really annoyed at that and was about to snap. Either go away and sh!t yourself or stop blaming that hot diarrhea scent on my kids who hadn't made any smells that rank at that age (toddlers). Now that the honeymoon has worn off I was finally able to vent about it to my dad in private and he reports that she is a bad one for that- always announcing her farts by blaming others. Get a new MO, lady.

Embarrassing: repeatedly blocking my inlaws toilet with no plunger in sight. MIL was cool about it and blamed a tree root that was intruding on the pipe but it really was my #2s.

???: family member with apparent health issue sharting in the bed and not telling me/washing the sheets. Glad I had plastic sheets under but DAMN.

Uncomfortable: My dad, post Me-too still telling the same off colour jokes that could now possibly be 'triggering' as they say. We hosted a party with government VIPs and he could. Not. Stop. I warned him prior to the event to watch what he said as it could impact our status/position/professional relationships and I then had to repeatedly cringe through him telling every guest, "My daughter told me not to talk, so I can't say a whole lot.... people would burst out laughing... (then sure enough, within 5 minutes, WHABAM, insert dirty joke)". My dad seriously is not a creeper, not a toucher/ogler and is a genuine guy and everyone loved him and kept getting him drinks/enjoying him but I was just ugggghhhhhhhh. I always thought he was hilarious growing up (still do) but now I get how when she was alive, my mother would 'tell him' how to act normal/be PC and he would keep making jokes and keeping the party going. I always thought that not toeing the line made him even funnier but now as a wife I get it. Literally I went to apologize to DH and he was like "the Governor LOVES your F**king Dad!!" FML.

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