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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Sheila was a natural career, whip smart, nice to a fault. You broke up because you needed someone more complicated. Nicole was a nervous mess, as likely to fawn over you as snap at you. Her family was even messier, so you decided to doge that bullet and not get in deeper. Eddie.[/quote] Eddie was a pervert. Jon[/quote] Jon was an fboi who wasted your time. Carlos .[/quote] Carlos was your best friend who didn’t want to F you like all the other boys. He didn’t even know how to make huevos rancheros nor dance the salsa. He was good at clubbing with you when all your girlfriends got married and pregnant. You two pretty much transitioned from Adams Morgan to U street chasing tails well into your 30’s until you finally ended up in bed together... on your new IKEA couch. It was the best sex you had in 5 years. You cuddled that evening, woke up awkwardly and decided to get fresh squeezed OJ and bagels up the street as if nothing happened. You’re still besties to this day, but married to other people by now. Stephane[/quote]
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