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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Its very simple.

1) Begin with clean, showered kids each day.

2) [b]Make sure they have pooped at home in the morning[/b], make sure they brush their teeth and scrape out their tongue so that they have clean breath.

3) Make sure they eat breakfast at home so that they can clean their faces at home. This will prevent a kid with bits of food stuck on their person.

3)A neat haircut/ponytail will allow your kids hair not to look like a mess. In the mornings, after the shower, style their hair with a bit of leave-in hair conditioner and blow dry it.

4) Make them wear fresh, clean, pressed clothes that smell great.

5) Make sure that their shoes are clean. You can wash sneakers in the washing machine weekly.

Done.  Kids look clean when they are clean to begin with. Many parents wake their kids and dump them in day care in their PJs and in crumpled clothes. So the kids look like shit to begin with.

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This is so amazing.  You have a forced poop schedule.  Please add 6) Bleach preschool butt holes on a bi-weekly schedule.

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You are an ignorant one, aren't you? This is not a forced poop schedule.  If your child is healthy and have been instilled good habits their body is trained to poop first thing in the morning. Usually, this goes hand in hand with their potty training.  A healthy and fiber rich diet with vegetables, fruits and probiotics is essential for effortless elimination.

Are you one of those adults who is not "regular" and do not eliminate at home but stink up the area you are in with your smelly farts?  Bleaching your or your child's anus will not make  farts less stinky.  You need to parent up. Get yourself and your kids on a morning schedule.

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Wow lady.  This might go into the DCUM hall of fame.  The one with the mom who controls her kids' pooping.[/quote]

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I'm never going to forget this. It's al ready a classic in my mind. [/quote]
+1 NP here. So glad I'm not reading this in the morning or else my computer screen would be covered in snorted coffee. I laughed so hard. Thanks PPs!!

P.S. is "parent up" like "nut up"? lol[/quote]

The sheer number of times the word "poop" has been mentioned (in a non-potty training or other relevant context thread, no less) is comedy gold.[/quote]

My grandma used to force my mom to poop in the morning before they left. I didn’t think people did that anymore.[/quote]

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