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[quote=Anonymous]I was just trying to remember the words to this so I could teach it to my 7yo! However now I'm reconsidering teaching her the words as it's a bit risque...

New England, early 80s:

Miss had a steamboat 
The steamboat had a bell 
Miss Suzie went to heaven 
The steamboat went to 
Hello, operator, please give me number nine 
and if you disconnect me I will chop off your 
behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass 
Miss Suzie sat upon it and broke her little 
ask me no more questions 
I'll tell you no more lies 
the boys are in the girls' room, zipping up their 
flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park 
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the 
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K 
Dark is like a movie, the movies like a show 
The show is like a tv set and that is all I know know know!

We did it as a clapping game.

There was also this one:

Miss Sue, Miss Sue, Miss Sue from Alabama
Just sitting in a rocker, eating Betty Crocker
Watching the clock go tick, tock, tick tock fin-alli-alli-alli
A B C D E F G
Wash those spots right off of me
Moo-cha moo-cha moo-cha freeze!
Do not show your teeth to me!
(Repeat without showing teeth)[/quote]

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