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[quote=Anonymous]Miss Suzie had a steamboat 
The steamboat had a bell 
Miss Suzie went to heaven 
The steamboat went to 
Hello, operator, please give me number nine 
and if you disconnect me I will chop up your 
behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass 
Miss Suzie sat upon it and broke her little 
ask me no more questions 
I'll tell you no more lies 
the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their 
flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park 
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K 
DARK! DARK! DARK!

The dark is like a movie, the movies like a show
The show is like a tv set and that is all I know
I know my ma, I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra

She dyed her hair all purple, she dyed her hair all pink
She dyed her hair all polka dot then washed it down the sink.

Miss Suzie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bath tub to see if he could swim
He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't go down his throat
Miss Suzie called the doctor, the doctor called the nurse
The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse.
Measles said the doctor, mumps said the nurse
I don't know said the lady with the alligator purse.

Southern California early/mid 90's[/quote]

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