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[b]A public service message from The Institute for the Study of the Neurologically Typical[/b]

“Neurotypical syndrome is a neurobiological disorder characterized by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity.”

“Tragically, as many as 9,625 out of every 10,000 individuals may be neurotypical.”

“There is no known cure for Neurotypical syndrome. However, many NTs have learned to compensate for their disabilities and interact normally with autistic persons.”

The neurotypical people are a misunderstood people who suffer from a terrible mental syndrome and they need all the support that they can get. NT Syndrome, sometimes referred to as ‘mundane man malady,’ is a huge part of my life; my parents, my family, the vast majority of my friends, and even past girlfriends all have NT Syndrome but they’re learning to cope with it and I’m very proud of them all. It really warms my heart to see my loved ones trying to overcome their disorder.

In addition to the symptoms listed above, people who suffer from NT Syndrome:
•are materialistic
•are illogical
•tend to have below-average to average intelligence
•have very few interests, which tend to be of a consumerist and/or superficial nature
•usually defend their lack of interest in anything substantial or fulfilling by labeling such pursuits as ‘nerdy,’ ‘geeky,’ or ‘dorky.’ According to the latest NT literature, these words are intended to be stigmatizing. Why NTs want to stigmatize these pursuits remains an elusive mystery to researchers
•are scared of, rather than inspired by, people who are passionate or obsessive about something
•are unable to understand anyone who has even a slightly different worldview
•have no interest in trains. NONE.
•routinely deny that there’s something wrong with them

Please show that you care and fund The Institute for the Study of the Neurologically Typical (ISNT) so that we can better understand this terrible disorder of the brain and provide the proper support. Funding will go to:
•establishing classes on logic and classes on trains geared toward those with NT Syndrome
•creating programs that educate autistic people on the ways of the neurotypical in order to foster acceptance of people with NT Syndrome
•research to find a cure for NT Syndrome – for desperate measures only, of course
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