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I think you could have fun with this. Falsely answering may result in some type of fine but as far as I can tell the right to be a moron is one of our most fiercely guarded rights in the country.

ACS Questions:

Sex : Infrequently
My race: can't even do a 5K
What type of house I live in: Overpriced
How large is the lot? Big
Is there a business on this location? Does phone sex count?
How many of these rooms are bedrooms? DH sleeps on the couch so does the living room count?
Flush Toilet? Usually, sometimes I forget.
How many vehicles of 1 ton or less are kept at this address? I don't know. I took the bathroom scale into the garage and drove the car onto it but it broke.
Do I own this house free and clear? No, in law strings attached.
Where I was born? In a hospital
Am I a citizen? Yes of some country somewhere
What is my ancestry or ethnic origin? Australipithicus
Do I speak any other languages besides English at home? Does cursing count?
How well do I speak English? Me talk English good.
Do I have difficulty doing physical, mental, or emotional conditions that make it difficult for me to do errands alone, such as shopping or visiting a doctor's office? No but DH has physical impairments that prevent him from doing housework yet he can golf and bike.
How many times have I been married? One time too many.
Have I ever served on active duty? Yes at work I am expected to walk down the hall to meetings.
Last week did I do any work for pay? Yes, my toddler did not compensate me for wiping his tushy, cooking all meals, and scrubbing the crayon off the wall.
How did I get to work last week? In a hurry
How many people rode with me to work? Does the guy tailgating me the entire way count?
When did I leave my house to go to work? Really early
What kind of work do I do? Pointless and boring
What are my most important activities or duties? Pretending to be interested in what other idiots are saying.
What are my interest and dividends(even small amounts)? I dont know what a dividend is but my interests are tennis, coin collecting and TV watching.
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This is awesome!! I'm going with this.  None of it is false, I think the answers are truthful. Is there a way to answer like this, or are the answers multiple choice??[/quote]

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