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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]DW is catholic and really wants me to attend mass, thinks its good for our marriage. I'm a get-along kinda guy, so I go along. Since I think it's hooey, but would never tell DW, I like to make confession a game. I use funny voices and tell crazy stories. Pretty sure father doesn't know it's me. Only one time he chastised me for not taking it seriously, I think the other times he bought it. I've been a reformed Irish bank robber, a black market nitrous oxide dealer, a coffee shop manager who uses the store for crazy after-hours sex parties... [/quote] I assume DW doesn't know about this. You may think it's a hoot, but to her, it's a mortal sin which will mean you will be separated from her in the afterlife. Also, suggest not using your many accents during other church activities. The priest might catch on. Question -- do any of your characters return to confession with new sins, or does each one come one time only? [/quote] Yeah, this is so disrespectful. Do you also hide bacon in your Jewish friend's sandwiches? Spike the drinks of your Muslim and [b]Jewish[/b] friends drinks with alcohol? Swing by religious ceremonies just to mock them? Please don't waste the time of the priests. Just be honest with your wife.[/quote] Whoops -- meant to say Mormon there.[/quote]
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