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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This became the best post ever on https://www.reddit.com/r/[b]NotTheOnion[/b] https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1ooc35n/it_smelled_of_onions_and_mustard_border_patrol/[/quote] :lol: :lol: :lol: Assault with a Breadly Weapon “It smelled of onions and mustard” which “exploded all over my chest”… Bro doesn’t realize he’s writing hoagie erotica in the court room Poor Boy gets Torpedoed on Grinder, Hero on this Wedge issue. Blimpie sours on salt and buttery charge. Not Pounded By A Handsome Sentient Grinder Because It's Still In It's Packet And Hasn't Exploded At All Although It Looks As Though A Little Bit Is Coming Out Towards The Bottom I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning. There was no glory in this. I hadn't asked for this hoagie. Trouble had come to me, in big oil and olive drenched swarms. The good and the just, they were like fresh cold cuts in this sub shop of a city. I had no illusions. I was not one of them. I was no 'hero'. Just me and the sun-chips, and the sandwich. My options had decreased to a singular course... the 6 inch taken right to the chest. You’re laughing. This man can never attend another Oktoberfest, and you’re laughing. [/quote]
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