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[quote=Anonymous]I am actually reassured by how crazy this thread is. I posted pages ago about how my mom gave me a carton of Salems as a present. She was crazy. I am not going to say different.

There was so much more. I did all the chores at our house, once it was clear my mom was nuts, I became like a kid and a mom and a housekeeper, and kind of a slave since there was no choice and the adults told me they wouldn't keep me if I didn't perform. I forged my dad's signature on all permission slips and report cards. He never knew what was up.

He signed me up for sports because he though I was fat (no), but he never took an interest in my playing or skills and would forget me at practice. Once I was so forgotten at soccer I had to walk down the road and knock on a farmer's door (the school was semi-rural) and ask him to call my dad. It was dark. He came to pick me up and his excuse was he thought the other girl's dad gave me a ride and must have taken me out to dinner or something. He never even worried about me. But he was so embarrassed at the Look of Death and Retribution the farmer gave him. The Simpson's did an episode like this, only not as bad.

In high school the AP kids had a hook up to a football player who had porno on VHS and we're looking for an unsupervised house where they could watch it. So I invited all the Ivy bound kids over and we watched Debbie Does Dishes and some movie about a guy trying to 'convert' a lesbian. My dad was upstairs - he had no questions or clue. He never even looked in![/quote]

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