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[quote=Anonymous]My neighbor recently put up scarlet drapes but it does not match the mint vinyl siding of her home nor the teal walls.  She also uses cheap faucets in the bathroom from a hardware store. With them darned curtains I feel like I am living next to a Red Light District making me more and more uncomfortable each day. What next, pole dancing on the lamp post outside?

I have politely inserted into our conversations that she ought to tone it down and have mauve drapes with navy blue walls --teal just isn't in these days, you know, but she brushes me off. I placed a brochure of designer bathroom faucets into her mailbox as a hint but she never changed the faucets either. Now she has stopped inviting me to her home and makes excuses when I come over to chat. How ungrateful can someone be?

So, to make a long story short, at the next HOA meeting I put forth a motion that there should be no scarlet curtains in the neighborhood, and everyone should have high quality faucets which would maintain the high property values in the neighborhood.  Nobody seconded my motion.

Now what do I do?  I am thinking of selling my home and moving away because I cannot stand it anymore. That will teach these people if they want to live like stupid goofballs with their stupid scarlet drapes then to hell with them. I have HAD it with these people and I cannot believe how stupid people are and won't accept a reasonable suggestion now and then.

Phew!  Okay, rant over.  Yeah, it bothers me but really, SCARLET DRAPES?  Who but low class trash would put up scarlet drapes in their house?  Who the blank does that?  I cannot believe it and I'm so mad I could spit on her house or just burn it down, then I'll buy up all the scarlet drapes all around and she'll be forced to use some other color.  But not ocher, she better not, because I don't like ocher either.

SCARLET DRAPES! [/quote]

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