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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I was waiting by the front door of my significantly overleveraged house, which has 5 bedrooms in the 20016 zipcode but which has no furniture except in the front room in case someone visits.  For the entire month of March, I had taken to wearing Depends Undergarments, so I could stand by the mailbox uninterrupted for the 12 hour window during which mail could conceivably be delivered.  Each morning at 7 I donned a suitably WASPy Lilly Pulitzer dress so that if someone from Beauvoir had surveillance cameras on me, I looked appropriately attired for the big moment.

I walked out to the box and looked to see if any of my 20016 neighbors were watching me, and opened it.  Inside I saw a fatish white envelope.  My heart started to pound frantically, and I remember thinking, "I'm going to freaking ram this up the ass of the March of Dimes if this is some solicitation from them..."
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There are some really good ones here...[/quote]

I love this old thread and look forward to revisiting it every year.

But this one with the March of Dimes literally makes me laugh out loud every time I read it.[/quote]

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