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[quote=Anonymous]DMV bro-Dad:

Most likely went to Catholic high school

Constantly on cell phone with a buddy

Talks incessantly about sports, his kids playing sports, his past sports exploits

Works in real estate, mortgage brokering, or sales

Wife used to be pretty

Was in a fraternity; brings that fact up often

Has no interest in talking about anything other than sports, his kid's sports, or his past sports endeavors

Yells loudly from sidelines at kid's sporting events (and/or is an assistant coach)

Plays golf; loves to talk about it

The only books he will read are biographies of sports heroes

Loves Dewey Beach

Loves the Outer Banks

Takes over grilling duties at other people's houses

Spends far too much money attending sporting events at the college he attended

Still goes to homecoming with fraternity buddies

Considers other men to be his heroes -- typically a sports star, very successful businessman, or sports broadcaster/personality.  Seeks to "friend" as many of these "heroes" on Facebook as possible

Drinks copious amounts of beer; used to be Coors Light, but recently "discovered" craft beer and talks incessantly about it

Possesses an innate ability to determine within seconds who is a fellow Dad bro and who is not.  Once he senses a fellow Dad bro, the two begin a dating phase and are virtually inseparable and/or constantly talking to one another on cell phone ... about sports.

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