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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Ooo I like this thread! I'll be super identifiable to those who know me (hi!!) but:

Sebastian
Amethyst[/quote]

Sebastian and Amethyst
Your mother was a Greek heiress to a shipping fortune. Your father was a drunk philanderer who is living in obscurity in the south of Spain with his fourth wife living in the alimony payments from your mother. Your mother never remarried but devoted her life to raising you and your three siblings with as much love and stability as was afforded to her when raised by a succession of nannies.

You and your siblings attended boarding schools in Switzerland but came home to your exclusive Greek island home for the holidays. Your mother allowed the Mama Mia the musical sequels to be filmed there but was disappointed when her favorite actress Meryl Streep declined to join in the final movie of the three. You loved your mother but felt alone. You rarely saw your father after the age of ten.

You fell in love with an American traveling through Europe during a Gap Year from Ohio State University. His one stipulation was that any children you have must never attend University of Michigan or wear their colors during UM v OSU football matches. You settled in DMV/ DC area 20 years ago just before the real estate boom of the earth millennia after Y2K did not shut us all down after all.

Sebastian (“venerable” or "revered" in Latin), is named for your father Sebastianos. His ancestors came from Sebaste, the name of a town in Asia Minor that is now the city of Sivas in Turkey. Their family converted from Islam to orthodox Greek Christianity in the early nineteenth century but never properly assimilated or learned to handle drinking ouzo.

You only Told your husband about your wealth after you married and swore him to secrecy. Your husband is a lobbyist for mid western potato and dairy farmers, which is where everyone assumes your family income comes from.

Your daughter Amethyst (Purple Quartz Gemstone) from the Greek word "amÃ©thystos" meaning "not intoxicated." It was believed the stone prevented one from being drunk. You hoped the name would protect her subliminally from the alcohol abuse on her father’s side of the family.

You do not tell anyone, including your children, that they are actually Trust fund babies or that they own an island in Greece after your mother willed it to them when they were babies. They attend a surprisingly unpretentious private school in Potomac (St Andrews Episcopal) where emphasis is on happiness rather than on being a conveyor belt for the HYP factory.

Your husband and you still cheer for Ohio State and hike along Great Falls. You live quietly in Potomac and run a successful dog training company. You prefer the company of animals to human. Your children like each other and are very down to earth. You do not want wealth to mess with that. [/quote]

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