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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]“When a mommy and daddy love each other very much…”[/quote]

So how did Barb and Laura down the street get Larla? 
Be prepared. Unless you only hang around with straight married people. 
We told DD at 6. 
We had talked a lot about how she didn’t grow in our tummies ( gay couple) she grew in someone else’s but that person couldn’t care for a baby so God brought her to us because he knew we wanted a baby. 
Anyway. We used the “ it’s not the stork” book to guide us. Told her the nitty gritty, accurately enough that after she said “ wait, the p**** goes inside the va****?”
To which we said yes and she said that’s gross and went on her way.
She’s 12 now and has no emotional scars from the discussion. [/quote]

My 10 year old also has emotional scars from the conversation we had when she was 4-5. I was all proud of myself because I’d heard (no idea if it is true) Kristen Bell told her daughters “the woman puts the man’s penis inside her vagina” as a framing of feminine empowerment vs “the man puts his penis in the woman’s vagina” - so I knew just what to say. My child was completely horrified and screamed “it comes off!?!?!?!l” and has been basically unwilling to discuss anything sort of sex related with me since.

I got her all the “it’s not the stork” books. [/quote]

I think the issue is your daughter takes after her histrionic mother who takes parenting advice from Kristen bell[/quote]

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