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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Never walk away severance. But it can have a risk.

Best technique is start job hunting while slacking off work and taking days off for interviews

It is difficult to also negotiate a sign on when unemployed.

To “stick the landing” you have to get a new job in pipeline with sign on and post background checks and pre start date you nail it severance old job.

Only once I pulled it off. 12-23 offer letter with 120k sign on starting mid January with last day old job 12-31with 450k severance. A 570k payday.

Second time went down with the ship. Made mistake in late 2019 on a job offer with a big pay cut turning it down as although it looked like may get canned had like $130k severance. Backfired as got canned very early 2020 and job market was a nightmare. It cost me. I risked it for the biscuit and got burnt. The $130k severance was nothing next to being unemployed at height of Covid

Unless you stick the landing risky.

I tried it again and sadly only 50k severance and 5k sign in. But I stuck it.

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I'm guessing your work isn't as a writer or editor?  [/quote]

Actually I write for living. 
Content not grammar important. And I shorten things and don’t use big words. Mainly cause can’t spell then or pronounce them. Also eyesight bad.

My presentations are legendary great. I one took a 52 week project that involved 250 people working 50 hours a week and found 3,000 issues testing and building a two billion dollar system into a 4 slide power point with large font using one syllable words, no sentences, no punctuation and a pretty chart. I recall the board was like dang did you even take a breath you did while presentation under two minutes. No questions.

I often be put up to write presentation and present and have done board presentations in 23 states and 12 counties. One was to explain a billion dollar loss. One slide!

I thing ability to write hurts your career. I take large presentations or reports and slice then down to a nothing. So why write it in first place?

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Devil Bad 😈👎

Here is Oppenheimer 
builds Bomb 💣

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