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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Ingrid and Eamon [/quote] You own a traveling Scottish circus that this parked permanently in Galway Bay as it is Celtic enough for tax purposes. You dream of running an equinine Cirque du Soleil on Shetland ponies rather than sleek ex race horses. You tune in to DCUM as a lark and post obscure Monty Python references about farting in people’s direction - much to the merriment of the Celtic circus workers. A wealthy Swedish documentary maker who was making a short film about European circus life fell in love with you and insisted on having children with you. Your oldest is named for her Aunt Ingrid and paints Celtic fairies on your Denzel carousel and circus equipment. Eamon is named for your favorite Irish football player and takes care of the ponies on the island of saints and scholars. You all dream of visiting DMV/ DC area and farting in our general direction in real life. [/quote] Good Lord you must be psychic! Except Eamon is a top Irish hurler. Football is for wussy wankers. [/quote]
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