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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I love this thread.  :D

DS Harvest
DD Llewellyn
DD CooperAnne

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You are heavily into the Libertarian party and spend a lot of time on the road going to conventions.  You try to get your kids to develop awareness of the political issues of today, and while you were thrilled when 16 year old Llewellyn announced he had asked a girl to Homecoming this year, you couldn't help but turn the conversation to politics on her first visit to the house.  Oh, and everything in your house is a shade of brown or beige, very earthy and honest and strewn with cat fur; you have better things to do than worry about a few dust bunnies.  You caught Llewellyn's girlfriend taking sneaky photos of your living room on her phone, but you convince yourself she just wanted some cute cat photos (Jeremy and Douglas, your twin Bengals, were napping on the back of your lumpy brown couch).  Your husband, Tom, has his own construction company and you can't understand why he can't find time to build the deluxe cat tree for Jeremy and Douglas that you found online: you know they would stop clawing the furniture if they only had that cat tree.  The plan looks so easy, and you are considering going out to the garage and trying to put it together yourself.

Harvest, who is 9, is currently calling herself Charlotte and the name has stuck at her school, which you learned after a mini conference with her teacher.  When you told Harvest you were not going to call her Charlotte because you gave her a perfectly lovely name, she burst into tears, pushed her green juice back so hard it spilled across the dinner table, and stomped to her room in a storm of tears and swearing, snapping that she hates you for giving her such an ugly, weird name.  Before slamming her door, she also shrieks that she hates green juice and nobody else she knows has freak parents who make them drink that stuff.  Kids today!

CooperAnne also hates her name, but she's 17 now and all her friends call her Coop.  Coop has been accepted to Antioch College, which is where you and your husband met.  She badly wanted to go to Yale, but didn't get in and has been half-heartedly talking about taking a gap year to "write her novel" and find herself.  You are reassuring her that she'll love Antioch and find her "tribe" there.

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