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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Bonnie,Addison,and Ross[/quote] You wanted kids so badly you named your three black labs your future kids' names you used to write in curly-cue handwriting in the borders of your notebooks when you should have been paying attention in high school. It never occurred to you that the future would someday be the present. You treated those dogs like your widdle biddy babies. Do you love mommy? Yes you do! Yes you do! Sit! You got rid of one black lab at a time as you had kids and of course named them. You couldn't have a black lab AND a human baby named Bonnie, now could you? That would just be crazy! When your deaf old Uncle shouted, "I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NAME OF THE DOG! WHAT?!!" during Thanksgiving dinner, you pretended not to hear him. Your family knows better than to mention your "widdle baby" black labs now. Besides, they are happier living on that farm anyway. Your kids have not thought to ask you yet who they were named after. But they will, PP, someday in the future. Oh yes, they will.[/quote]
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