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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This is funny. I was a zookeeper and worked at a small zoo where we hand reared a baby kangaroo. Big mistake. He was attached to hunans, and whenever he saw a woman he’d get massively aroused. When women keepers went in with him, he’d try to hump them and get mad when he couldn’t. That same zoo had a porcupine that was male and hated everybody except a male keeper, who would let him hump a shovel to completion whenever he went in to clean because otherwise the porcupine would try to hump him the entire time. Apes will decapitate baby birds that fall in the exhibit and use them as a fl*shlight. [b]Otters…I forget where this was, but I heard about an otter at an aquarium who would suck himself all day.[/b][/quote] Well...I'm pretty sure most men would if they could. Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.[/quote]
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