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[quote=Anonymous]Lily Pulitzer - let’s see if I get this right
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Im a proud SAHM and live in McLean in a McMansion, my kids go to private school (public is for the poors). Im an aspiring influencer with my own Lifestyle Instagram blog with 1000 followers who want to learn how to be perfect like me - the perfectly clean house, “lived in” stark white furniture (which Little Larla and Larlo are never allowed to sit on), hand crafted organic low sugar baked goods (which I throw out after making cause carbs...), and perfectly coiffed children with big smiles and all matching in our Lily Pulitzer pink/green outfits. My husband is a lobbyist for Phillip Morris, you know their website says they are building a smoke free future as the largest tobacco company, so we are basically saints saving the world. I would like to move back to Richmond when the kids are older, it’s just more my pace. I’m a good Christian and remind everyone else to be one too - especially when the ladies from Church and I have white wine Wednesday’s because that’s when we get caught up on the latest gossip. I miss my Kappa Phi sorority sisters from Auburn. What crazy shenanigans we got into in the house. Oh, it’s time to go get the kids from school, “Maria..oh Maria, you hoo..can you get them? Mommy started wine Wednesday a bit early” . Oh, my roots are showing but if I turn my chin like this, you can’t see them..now this would be a perfect shot for Insta. Smiles and takes a selfie..[/quote]

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