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Reply to "If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?"
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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Just wanted to try to get some thread condensation going. Discuss.[/quote] Yes, they certainly can shag a bobcat. A real one. Used to do that in college when better wasn't available. Bottle that flatulence. Spontaneous methane is a renewable resource. Could heat up half of Mc Lean. When your rancidly flatulent foreign spouse becomes famous, is invited to sit on the board of Exxon and similar corporations, the money will begin to roll in. You will eat better. You will be able to afford indoor plumbing. You and spouse can both bathe regularly. Your sex lives, together or separately, will take off. Deep Undercover Sierra Club operative, out Say, if you're hot I've got Tuesday evenings from 7 to 9 open wink wink[/quote]
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