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[quote=Anonymous]You are a beta. Can you drag her into the bedroom of your den and forcefully mount her kitty style? She may put up with your non-driven ways when it comes to hunting, but if you are not forceful in mating, the relationship is doomed.

[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Is he driven? Every bobcat I end up with is focused on hunting small game. Such a turn off. All my friends are hooking up with driven cats who want to bring down deer and other big meat. What's wrong with me?

[quote=Anonymous]After another long day of fending off cougar hunters (I'm not even a cougar, I'm a BOBCAT, for crying out loud) I was dreading "date night" with DBH.  I had long since lost interest in him...he's so beta.

Or at least I thought he was!  He finally go his legit alpha credentials!  I am looking forward to some really hot bobcat sex tonight!!  [/quote][/quote]

I brought home a whole deer leg the other day.  Damn near killed myself dragging that thing home.  When I got there, DBW just looked at me and said, "where's the rest of it?"

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