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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This is funny. I was a zookeeper and worked at a small zoo where we hand reared a baby kangaroo. Big mistake. He was attached to hunans, and whenever he saw a woman he’d get massively aroused. When women keepers went in with him, he’d try to hump them and get mad when he couldn’t. That same zoo had a porcupine that was male and hated everybody except a male keeper, who would let him hump a shovel to completion whenever he went in to clean because otherwise the porcupine would try to hump him the entire time. [b]Apes will decapitate baby birds that fall in the exhibit and use them as a fl*shlight.[/b] Otters…I forget where this was, but I heard about an otter at an aquarium who would suck himself all day.[/quote] Say what now??[/quote] If you don't know what this means, consider yourself lucky. I had never heard this factoid but am now pretty disgusted! That's animals I guess.[/quote]
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